At the Latin Grammys last night, Sofia Vergara looked absolutely smashing in a white and gunmetal sequined Reem Acra while Shakira stunned in a gold gown with bejeweled, starburst-patterned bodice. Zoe Saldana looked effortlessly chic in a bright green cap-sleeved Elie Saab (although we hear Kermit was pissed!) And onetime Disney star Demi Lovato offered an impromptu lesson on topography using her chest as a teaching tool ... okay, she wore an extremely low- (and wide-) cut Roland Mouret gown.
On the other end of the spectrum, there was Paulina Rubio in a sharp-shouldered sequined onesie in fishnets. (Let me just say, the word onesie should never appear in a fashion commentary. Ever. Damn you, Beyonce and Katy Perry!) Other words that should never appear together in a red carpet recap: Houndstooth cut-out. Thank you for sharing, Adrienne Bailon. Alejandra Guzman's designer apparently hit the closeout sale at the Rag Shop, picking up gold-trimmed black lace, teal silk and black satin for a song. Too bad he or she forgot to make the dress.